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News Briefs 03-11-2015

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  1. news
    Doplhopotamus: Looks like someone extended its nose in Photoshop using the Smudge tool. They do have manatees over there if I recall. How do you not notice a creature swimming close enough to the surface that your phone gets a clear image of it? Someone’s math is off here. Waiting for the Snopes reveal.

    Halloween: Really? In the 21st century? I wish they didn’t stick the Pope’s image in their. Chances are these exorcists are not speaking for him and often Vatican officials go and spit fire without permission from the “higher ups” – and no I don’t mean God. Any common sense the Pope is trying to build gets washed away by the idiots he works around. If any of these exorcists actually did a little research on the history of Halloween they would know that kids dress up to ward off demons not attract them. That is the point behind it. That’s like second day of exorcism school stuff guys c’mon.

    Star Trek: I have a bad feeling they will turn it into another message like the return of Knight Rider. The new movies were terrible and the little twerps they chose for actors looked like cosplayers. Can’t I just enjoy the repeats in peace?

  2. Hadron Collider
    So, we’ll have two hadron colliders costing billions (or trillions) in the currency of your choice. So what, exactly, are these doing right now to improve the lives of the millions living in poverty, alleviating their suffering from treatable diseases or their chronic hunger, or even providing education to those who can’t read or write their own names?

    Remind me again. Why did we even need one hadron collider in the first place? You know by now, don’t you, in the end the findings from all these overachiever experiments will be used to create even more frightening and efficient weapons of mass destruction because that’s the way we humans roll. If there are peaceful benefits to all this, they’ll be secondary to the weaponization and likely won’t come to fruition for years (and then, like nuclear power, will have enormous unforeseen deleterious effects).

    Sigh. Homo sapiens really is its own worst enemy.

    1. answering the answer with an answer
      [quote=purrlgurrl]So, we’ll have two hadron colliders costing billions (or trillions) in the currency of your choice. So what, exactly, are these doing right now to improve the lives of the millions living in poverty, alleviating their suffering from treatable diseases or their chronic hunger, or even providing education to those who can’t read or write their own names?

      Sigh. Homo sapiens really is its own worst enemy.[/quote]

      Though it was kind of mentions up top, it really is for the soul purpose of making China’s figurative dick look bigger. I know it was a hypothetical question, but it shouldn’t surprise anyone that China cares more about the tightness in their pants than whether or not their people are getting cancer every time they take a breath.

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