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News Briefs 11-03-2009

Being bed-ridden with a ‘flu virus from Hell won’t stop the news.

Thanks Kat, Greg, and the elves.

Quote of the Day:

I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by and by my Soul return’d to me,
And answer’d “I Myself am Heav’n and Hell”:

Heav’n but the Vision of fulfill’d Desire,
And Hell the Shadow from a Soul on fire,
Cast on the Darkness into which Ourselves,
So late emerged from, shall so soon expire.

We are no other than a moving row
Of Magic Shadow-shapes that come and go
Round with the Sun-illumined Lantern held
In Midnight by the Master of the Show;

Omar Khayyam

  1. Stone-throwing chimp
    It’s kind of outrageous. The zoo staff removed all of Santino’s stones.

    And I mean… ALL of his stones—i.e. they castrated him 🙁

    The debate on whether large primates belong in a Zoo is very difficult—kind of like the argument of whether Zoos should exist at all!— IMHO not all zoos should be allowed to have gorillas, chimps or orangutans; but if they do, there should be very strict measures to guarantee that the animals don’t get stressed out by the constant attention of visitors, and that they have enough activities to keep them healthy—physically as well as psychologically.

    I once went to the Chapultepec park Zoo with my sister and my little nephew Adolfo. When we got to the section where they kept the big apes, we found a female orangutan with the saddest expression you could possibly imagine, with her head close to the glass of her cage, and sucking her thumb while all the visitors crowded in front of this poor creature…

    I will never forget her expression. It made me feel terribly guilty 🙁

    —–
    It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
    It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

    Red Pill Junkie

    1. Poll Time!
      When confronted with a missile hurling chimpanzee, would you rather be hit by:

      a) a rock, hard and painful, or

      b) feces, soft and gross.

      Is there a c)?

      The behavioural questions here are truly intriguing and scream out for investigation. Why does Santino choose to throw rocks? If provided with a ready supply of other projectiles, say peaches or nerf balls, would he utilize them in his attacks? Does injury to his victims figure into his decision process? Is it the range of the weapon? I am, of course, assuming he is less than happy with his environment, which should also be surveyed. This would be worthwhile science.

      1. Good questions
        [quote]Why does Santino choose to throw rocks?[/quote]

        I’m speculating here, but maybe Santino is smart enough to understand that the weight and density of the rocks improve the distance they can reach when thrown… maybe he’s even aware that being hit with a rock is more painful than being hit with poo!

        But now that he’s being neutered, it’s uncertain that his territorial antics will continue; although I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t.

        PS: I would go with c) a stick 😉

        —–
        It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
        It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

        Red Pill Junkie

        1. territorial antics?
          >> But now that he’s being neutered, it’s uncertain that his territorial antics will continue…

          Is there any proof that his ‘antics’ are territorial? Considering his situation, maybe he thinks most humans are disgusting. Or maybe he’s just disgusted by the voyeuristic humans who stare at him all day every day. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he learned about throwing rocks from some of them throwing rocks at him.

          Of course I’m projecting! 😉 There are plenty of disgusting humans I wouldn’t mind throwing a few rocks at myself on occasion. But since that’s illegal, like most people, I usually settle for hurling words at them instead.

          Too bad the poor chimp doesn’t have that option. If he did, we’d probably learn as much about ourselves as we would about chimps.

          1. Lawsuits
            I suspect it’s more to do with the zoo not wanting to be hit with lawsuits from opportunistic visitors, than the chimp’s behaviour. As Delaiah and RPJ comment, we could learn a lot by studying the chimp’s behaviour, instead of cutting his nuts off to avoid lawsuits.

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