Any TOOL fans out there with extra cash to spend, get your wallets out. Just $75K or so, to get yourself the extremely special limited edition (1 copy) of Josh Freese’s upcoming album, which includes these ‘bonus extras’:
Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Go on tour with Josh for a few days. -Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story. -Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.) –Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL’s Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while. -Josh will join your band for a month…play shows, record, party with groupies, etc…. -If you don’t have a band he’ll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm) -Take a limo down to Tijuana and he’ll show you how it’s done (what that means exactly we can’t legally get into here) -If you don’t live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he’ll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks. -Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin’s place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.
If you don’t have $75K to spare, you can always fork out $20K and play some mini-golf with Maynard, Josh, and Mark from DEVO (with complementary drop-off on the side of the freeway!). For the full rundown, check out the site, or view the LOL-worthy video promotion:
For those who don’t know who Josh Freese is, think ‘drummer’. And Guns ‘N Roses. And A Perfect Circle. And Nine Inch Nails. Which probably makes even the $15 edition (CD/DVD Double Disc Set -Digital Download) worthwhile.
