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Let Them Eat Gold

On the menu of a Wall Street restaurant is a burger covered in gold flakes – at US$180 for one burger, it’s a meal fit for Gordon Gekko. Is there an Illuminati version of Gordon Ramsay loose in a New York restaurant? That’s an appetising conspiracy, but sprinkling your food with gold isn’t new. The Pharaohs of ancient Egypt ingested gold dust, believing it prolonged one’s life. Restaurants in Turkey have been serving gold-flecked meals for a while, and they were undoubtedly inspired by history:

Europe has very old traditions in using edible gold on food, dating back to the Renaissance. While 15th century alchemists used gold medicinally as an aid to digestion, 16th century Italian dukes decorated their risotto with it. The Elizabethans added gold dust to fruit at their most sumptuous banquets and ate sweets covered in gold in the afternoons to maintain healthy hearts. Gold is still considered medicinal in both traditional Chinese and Indian medicine. The Japanese continue to use gold regularly in their diet, and it is especially consumed at New Year’s when it is thought to bring luck and prosperity. There are several brands of sake that feature gold flakes in the bottle.

A small bottle of Kizakura sake sits on the shelf above my computer, a past birthday present that I never drank. The gold flakes sit at the bottom, autumn leaves in a pond, until I shake it like a snow-globe. But this beautiful concept is shattered by my conscience conjuring images of the obscenely rich gorging themselves on gold and beef at the expense of environmental and human rights.

Or perhaps it’s simply that the sake I just drank is well past its expiry date…how else can I explain contemplating a conspiracy of Wall Street burgers sprinkled with gold dust, Illuminati chefs, and alchemical immortality?

  1. Kurzweil
    This reminds me of one of the rants I read yesterday concerning Wired’s article on Ray Kurzweil, and his obsession with attaining immortality by ingesting dozens of pills a day, and paying incredible medical bills:

    “(…)I pray that he makes it 125 years. Perhaps he’ll experience the happiness I’ve found in my first 40. And I didn’t have to do it with 200 pills a day, whose only benefit is most likely the creation of the richest excrement on Earth.”

    Guess the contest for the blingest s**t in the world… is afoot 😉

    —–
    It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
    It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

    Red Pill Junkie

    1. recycling
      I have said it before, we should recycle our waste 🙂

      —-
      if everything is under control, you are not going fast enough (Mario Andretti)

      it’s not how fast you go, it’s who gets there first

      1. LOL
        “So glad you liked your new earrings Hon, and guess where the gold came from?” 🙂

        Or how about an engagement ring made also of vowel-recicled gold? What would that symbolize? 😉

        —–
        It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
        It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

        Red Pill Junkie

  2. Drinking sake
    It shouldn’t matter about the expiration date. Sake is like wine, so as long as the bottle is unopened it shouldn’t get worse. It may even get better… If the bottle’s opened then it’s better to drink it quickly. The quicker the better. 🙂

  3. Buyer beware!
    Some 20 years ago I heard on the radio that the time would come when sewage might be recycled as foodstuffs, and would probably be packaged in extremely attractive containers to tempt shoppers into purchasing them.

    I have viewed ‘attractive’ packed products in the supermarket with extreme suspicion ever since!

    Regards, Kathrinn

    1. Heston
      “Beware of SOYLENT BROWN! Soylent Brown is made out of…”

      😉

      —–
      It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
      It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

      Red Pill Junkie

    1. Ingesting metallic gold is
      Ingesting metallic gold is probably a waste – it’s the orme (so called “alchemical”) forms and perhaps the better colloidal suspensions that confer benefits.

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