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News Briefs 10-02-2005

Life? Don’t talk to me about life…

  • Ufologists, scientists and researchers from Brazilian universities are collecting signatures to a petition calling for the release of official papers on the UFO sightings there in the late 70’s.
  • Police have arrested a man who is believed to have sparked an urban vampire myth throughout Birmingham, England.
  • Sometimes what feels like a heart attack can really be a broken heart.
  • A study finds that the famous Hope Diamond was stolen from the French crown during the revolution and re-cut. I await theories that the freemasons were the culprits.
  • The biographer of Woodward and Bernstein says that George Bush Snr. was the Watergate scandal’s “Deep Throat”.
  • An ant species that lives high in the canopies of tropical forests has learned the art of sky-diving, say scientists.
  • Eccentric former “Teardrop Explodes” frontman Julian Cope is so convinced bizarre forces haunted the recording of his acclaimed occult-influenced album Jehovahkill, he taped their presence.
  • Could clouds clear the way to saving the planet? By bouncing more incoming sunlight back into space we could buy time to sort out global warming.
  • The Sahara wasn’t always a desert, but carvings that show what life was like are under threat from oil exploration techniques.
  • The March edition of ‘Popular Mechanics’ readies a major hit piece against “conspiracy theory” sceptics of the official 9/11 story.
  • Sure, the Bush Administration’s missile defense system has flopped just about every test it’s faced. But that’s not the only reason the program is being cut by more than a billion dollars a year.
  • The good news is that Mescal’s signature ingredient survived an attempt by Mexico’s liquor police to ban it.
  • Two years later, a Scottish woman attacked by a “sleek black beastie” is still haunted by her experience.
  • An unidentified streak captured by a NASA webcam moving through the night sky above Hawaii has sky watchers puzzled.
  • Fancy going into space on a Virgin Galactic flight? Volvo has a competition running to win exactly that.
  • Bigfoot, panther, kangaroo or prankster? That is the question being asked about 15 strange footprints found on a Victoria, Australia beach at the weekend.
  • Living in fear of the ghostly hunchback who returned to haunt Dick Whittington.
  • In almost 20 years of living with an apparently restless spirit, shopkeeper John Randalls has been afraid only once and believes firmly that his poltergeist is lucky for the business.
  • Gold jewelry found last year in an unplundered Mycenaean royal tomb on the outskirts of Volos will be tested for links with one of the most enduring ancient Greek myths, the Argonauts’ expedition.
  • When does life begin? It depends who you ask. Some groups say life begins as soon as a sperm fuses with an egg. Others believe the boundary is more blurred.
  • Quantum Sorcery – a magical system which presupposes that an individual can cause desired effects to be manifest in the physical world via the exertion of will.
  • Powerful, better adapted to the cold, and perhaps just as intelligent – Neanderthal should have been invincible. So just how are we here, and why is Neanderthal extinct?
  • Scientists are to establish a giant catalogue of life – to, in effect, “barcode” every species on Earth.
  • When cobras spit they always aim for the eyes and usually hit. How do they do it?
  • Improved sexual satisfaction for women may be just a spray on the skin away, Australian clinical trials have shown.
  • Ever wanted your own cybernetic acronym? Simply enter your name to this site, click and get a cool graphic of your cybernetic persona. You simply don’t want to know how C.E.R.N.I.G. comes out, although R.I.C.O. is a “Robotic Individual Calibrated for Observation”, which fits.

Thanks Shadows.

Quote of the Day:

Reality is whatever refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.

Philip K Dick

  1. Heheheh Cernig’s name!
    Wow Cernig, I put your name in and had myself a good laugh.

    Here is mine, nearly as bad as yours.

    S H A D O W S
    SYNTHETIC HYDRAULIC ANDROID DESIGNED FOR OBSTRUCTION AND WORLDWIDE SABOTAGE.

  2. When does life begin?

    Some groups say life begins as soon as a sperm fuses with an egg. Others believe the boundary is more blurred.

    Well, we know that a new human being can’t exist if sperm never fuses with the egg. And also we know that, given the normal course of nature, a new human being will be among us in about nine months after a sperm has fused with an egg. Seems to me the “line” is quite clear. It only becomes blurry when one seeks to create an artificial, subjective line in order to accomidate an another motive.

    1. faulty logic
      If we follow that logic, the moment we but milk and eggs in some flour, we have a finished cake.

      I cant draw the line on where life begins, but as far as I see it, the Sperm and the Egg is just ingredients. They cant do anything on their own.
      But those ingredients become life somewhere during the 9 months of pregnancy.

      Personaly, I leave it to scientists to figure out where…

      1. False Analogy
        “If we follow that logic, the moment we but milk and eggs in some flour, we have a finished cake.”

        That analogy only stands if a fully adult human were the normal result of a nine month gestation.

        “I cant draw the line on where life begins, but as far as I see it, the Sperm and the Egg is just ingredients.”

        Just? Tell me, what else is needed? The mother’s body provides time, safety (hopefully), oxygen and nutrients. Please list the other crucial ingredients that come into play to create a human, when those items are added, how they added and what exactly they do.

        “They cant do anything on their own.”

        If you know anything abnout biology, you know that they do everything “on their own”. Aided only by oxygen and nutrioents from the mother, those two ingrdients provide everything needed to form a complete human.

        “But those ingredients become life somewhere during the 9 months of pregnancy.”

        Unless you can be more definititive, from a scientific standpoint, then you prove my assertion that some people seek an abitrary and subjective “line” in order to define the beginnings of life at a point most convenient to them.

        “Personaly, I leave it to scientists to figure out where…”

        So do I. Hence my position.

  3. Scarily accurate, huh?
    I could barely stand the suspense as I entered ‘JAMESKE’:

    Journeying
    Artificial
    Machine
    Engineered for
    Scientific
    Killing and
    Exploration

    Hummm, maybe you’re right.
    Kat

  4. Roaring with laughter…
    …after entering CERNIG

    Wow, this crazy thing is eerily accurate!

    And since curiosity compelled me to ask the man himself where that handle came from, at least in this particular case, I know what I’m talking about.

    Kat

    1. Tell me
      Kat, tell me, tell me,what did you find out?

      Oh yes, I put your name and Greg’s in and wasn’t I surprised.

      I wonder why some people get good ones and others don’t.

      shadows

      1. No telling what it’ll comes up with
        I hope you entered Kathryn, not Kat:
        Kinetic Artificial Technician Hardwired for Repair and Yearly Nullification
        Even Katch (series 22) comes out better than Kat:
        Kinetic Artificial Troubleshooting and Calculation Humanoid

        >>I wonder why some people get good ones and others don’t.

        One part of it’s programming is for syntax. It arranges nouns and adjectives in a logical sequence based on the rules of English grammar. Another part of the programming is a list of adjectives in alphabetical order, and a similar list of nouns. (It could also stand to have a list of adverbs to qualify those adjectives, as in, the very red rose, or the nastily invasive rodents.) The syntax part of the program looks at the sequence of letters in the name you submit, and decides which letters in that sequence should be the first letters of nouns and which the first letters of adjectives. Then it goes to it’s lists of nouns and adjectives, and picks from among those whose first letters match both the letters in the submitted name and the syntax it’s come up with. In spite of its apparent simplicity, the program still manages to come up with combinations that are surprising, funny, insightful, eerily (and uncomfortably) accurate, and even poetic. But this is as far as my figuring can take us. If you asked me to write the code for such a program, I’d have about as much luck as your parrot would, using all those keyboard key-covers he’s stolen. So just have a look below to see these syntaxed nouns and adjectives in action.

        The syntax programming is limited to 11 letters, so some names have to be shortened…

        Ancient Skyman becomes ASkyman:
        Artificial Synthetic Knight Yearning for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification
        Ahhh — how romantically poetic! Ancient Skyman is a Yearning Knight. And how insightful. Ancient or not, aren’t all sky men (astronauts) yearning knights?

        Pretty much all business, all the time, Bill:
        Biomechanical Intelligent Learning Lifeform

        The first part of GHancock is:
        General Humanoid Assembled for Nocturnal Calculation.
        I wonder if he does his best thinking at night?

        Does anyone know Fuzzy, at Graham’s message board? You do? Good — you can tell if this one is a hit or a miss:
        Functional Unit Zoned for Zealous Yelling

        Save you own, err, I mean Xavier Onassis — oh wait, he shortened that to XO:
        Experimental Organism

        Earthling:
        Electronic Artifical Repair and Troubleshooting Humanoid/Lifeform
        Intended for Nocturnal Gratification

        Khefre:
        Kinetic Humanoid Engineered for Forbidden Repair and Exploration

        Stella:
        Synthethic Transforming Exploration and Logical Learning Android

        ankh:
        artificial networked killing humanoid

        Oscar:
        Obedient Synthetic Construct Assembled for Repair

        GWBush:
        General Wireless Battle and Ultimate Sabotage Humanoid

        If you entered enough names, you could eventually figure out every noun and adjective on its lists. I think they’d do well to add ‘Hidden’. Can you think of any other discriptive words we haven’t seen yet? Maybe we can send them a list to help make the program even better.

        Kat

        1. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          You are an extremely clever cookie young Kat!!!!!!!!!!!I can’t believe you worked that out.
          I thought I knew how English worked but I now defer to you, the champ.
          It certainly is a lot of fun putting names in.

          As for the parrot he is well and back to his usual destructive self,I now have 6 missing keys.
          Don’t be surprised if my posts start to sound a little strange.

          Kudos to Kat,

          shadows

          1. My Kudos
            My kudos go to my 5th and 6th grade teacher, Mrs. Fatheree, who made us diagram so many sentences on the blackboard that it’s actually stuck with me all these years.

            I’m also grateful to my 12th grade English teacher, Mrs. Rhoden, an ancient firebrand with a quirky sense of humor, who used to make all of us march around her classroom when our eyes began to glaze over, and who was so good at teaching us how to write essays that I sailed through my first college English course with hardly any effort at all.

            And I can trace practically everything I know about computers, programming, and the internet back to the moment I first found The Daily Grail, and all the wanderings TDG has led me on since then.

            If we learn anything, it begins by learning from each other.

            Kat

          2. that’s beautiful
            Oh Kat, that is so beautiful and so right.

            As for adverbs, I slept through that class as I did through many others.
            And computers…well you know where I learnt that from don’t you??
            The one and only Kat.

            shadows

          3. mini-rant about computer geeks
            >>And computers…well you know where I learnt that from don’t you??
            The one and only Kat.

            ME?!!! — Boy, are you in trouble! haha

            I was about to ask why you didn’t give credit to your son, since he’s the one who fixes it whenever something goes haywire. But then I remembered my own experiences with the numerous computer whizzes I’ve either paid or cajolled to help me out. Every single one of them promised me they’d explain how to do everything they were doing, and that they’d do it all in slow motion so I could write down the steps. What utter BS! You can’t ever get them to explain a thing. And before anyone says, ‘Well, who’d have the time to do that?’, after the last one finished 10 minutes of work on the computer, he was here for the next 6 hours – hanging around to talk and watch the movie, Rounders, with me. So, Shadows, I’m guessing your son is also one of those who doesn’t “have time” to explain anything computer-related to you. Of course, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if you told me he seems to have plenty of time to do other stuff, like eating all the leftovers in your fridge while watching a 2 hour soccer game on your tv.

            Overqualified in several ways for the label ‘a horse of a different color’, there is one person who recently volunteered to help me with a computer problem by guiding me through it over the phone. We haven’t tried it yet, but since in this case I would be the one who actually does everything, this method might actually result in me learning something.

            Kat

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