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News Briefs 04-03-2009

Writing the news isn’t the same without a cat.

Thanks Kat and Ross.

Quote of the Day:

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not every man’s greed.

Mahatma Gandhi

    1. Meow
      She was actually a housemate’s cat, who moved away two months ago. It was all very controversial anyway, the cat was my housemate’s precious, but the cat loved me the most and wouldn’t go near her owner (except to pee on her clothes). So I don’t get updates on how the cat is doing, I’m the cat thief apparently.

      Almost 200’000 cats are put down each year in Australia, so I’m going to rescue some old moggie from a shelter this month. It’s a tough decision though, pick the wrong cat and they’ll pee on your clothes for the next 15 years. They way I spoil them, I doubt it — but my new housemate is worried.

      The cat would love curling up next to me when I was reading or writing, she would run from nowhere to be with me the moment I sat down. Same when I fell asleep or had a nap. It’s something to do with alpha/theta waves I reckon. Nothing beats waking up from an after-work nap to find a cat sticking her nose in your face purring loudly.

      “Writing the news without a cat” also has double meaning. 😉

      1. Suuure…
        [quote]It’s something to do with alpha/theta waves I reckon.[/quote]

        Either that, or all the cookie crumbs the cat found stuck on your sweater.

        I think I found the topic for our next poll 😛

        —–
        It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
        It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

        Red Pill Junkie

      2. CAT
        I’m owned by 2 cats. A siames terrorist and an old grey tabby. Monkey Boy wakes me up at 3am with a few head butts and claims a passion ration and food. Mandy follows me to bed, tucks me in, and then takes a long nap at my side.

        Hope your search for a mug of a cat goes well.

        do not distrub this ruble. Sapho

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