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News Briefs 05-02-2009

“What’s the story, morning glory?”

  • If Science confirms we’re all living in a Holographic Universe… do we still have to pay our taxes next April?
  • Worship of Virgin Mary apparition banned in Africa. The guys in Rome says you gotta follow the rules, see? You have to do things by the book. I mean what would happen if… Oops! Never mind :-/
  • Angels & Demon Hounds of WWI.
  • A green comet approaches Earth. Confusing, since I was under the impression that Superman had already arrived.
  • Obama’s pledge to seek a ban on space weapons got rants from both the Pentagon, and die-hard Trekkies who are dying to see REAL phasers in action.
  • Video interview of Nick Pope explaining how the RAF has desperately attempted to prevent Prince Charles from becoming King… by igniting a War of the Worlds.
  • Alien Safari, part I: Slime Worlds“Yeeha! that 3-headed critter is gonna luck mighty fine on top of mah fireplace” 😛
  • In his newest book, ‘The next 100 years’ (Amazon US & UK), George Friedman envisions another century of American hegemony, infantrymen armored in Mecha-suits, and a possible war between the US and… Mexico?? Mierda!! @_@
  • Are you in the White House Not-Terrorist list? It’s easy! you just have to PROVE you’re not a terrorist.
  • The war of Man vs Malaria continues, with a few small victories on our side.
  • Sponge Bob’s oldest ancestors found on the Arabian Peninsula.
  • Horton hears a WTF?: ‘Seuss-like’ Sea Creatures discovered in a marine reserve near Tasmania.
  • Ancient snake found in South America was as long as a *fraking* bus. But are the mammoth reptiles truly extinct?
  • You know, you should stop using the term ‘bird-brained’ as an insult…
  • For our ancestors, big brains were not as important as strong jaws.
  • Living in a cave is not so gloomy if you have a few chocolates to cheer you up.
  • Pimp my Pyramid… NOT!!!
  • Another controversial discovery from the shipwreck salvage company Oddysey. This time, it’s the Brits who are pissed.
  • It’s nice to know modern roboticists are following the guidelines of Brad Bird to create self-assembling automatons (Video).
  • Being the leader of humanity after Judgement Day is a pretty stressing gig. I hope the movie is worth it, though… Oh! BTW, guess WHERE they’re filming it.
  • …But Bale is not the only scary Batman you should be weary of in America (H/T UFO Mystic).
  • Aslan fears coming to Mexico and flees to Australiapussy!
  • Tempted to click on that ‘Marry an Ukranian Girl’ website, aren’t you; you might want to make sure first that your bride-to-be is not a member of Asgarda.

Thanks Greg & Filip.

Quote of the Day:

“I predict the US won’t switch to solar [energy] until somebody figures out a way to meter sunlight, so some small group of already-extremely-rich bastards can charge an outrageous price for it.”

Kat

    1. Gracias! 🙂
      The government decided to pass a law last year, switching all holidays to Mondays in order to have long weekends and ‘increase’ producivity.

      —–
      It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
      It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

      Red Pill Junkie

  1. Asgardians
    The Asgardians or Gods of Asgard are a fictional race of gods in the Marvel Comics universe. Were these humanoid women teleported here? Or have they survived underground
    for centuries?

    do not distrub this ruble. Sapho

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