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News Briefs 27-11-2008

If you can read this, then you have something to be thankful for.

  • The Thanksgiving —irradiated & freeze-dried— dinner at the ISS has the astronauts craving for a tupperware fulll of Grannie’s leftovers.
  • Because you’re eventually gonna have to *ehem* discard the turkey, and there ain’t no 3 sea shells yet.
  • Java-holic astronaut invents zero-g coffee cup. Doesn’t get points for ergonomics, that’s for sure.
  • Space chess: a good distraction for astronauts and a wonderful teaching experience for grade schoolers. And the best hobby for a paranoid homicidal supercomputer.
  • Early Star Wars storyboards. Because there is no phrase that raises more goosebumps in the skin of nerds than “A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away”.
  • UFO on the moon in Apollo days? Be the decider.
  • Is ET now bigger than Jesus in the UK? I wonder what would John say to that, considering the Vatican has just pardoned him for that 1966 wisecrack.
  • With its strong hints of liquid water, Enceladus is looking more awesome—awesomer?—every year.
  • At NASA, a pork barrel transforms into a Black Hole.
  • Amateur astronomer sees the farthest from the back of his house: right to the dawn of the Universe.
  • The free lunch that made the Cosmos… unless God comes out with the tab tomorrow.
  • If I’m aware of the illusion of reality, does that mean that I’m awake, or that I’m imagining myself being awake? Or that the Universe is imagining myself imagining being awake of the illusion of reality? Wait a sec, my bong needs refilling…
  • Pain is *partly* in your mind. So quit whinning, or start drinking.
  • Darwinian Geology: Rocks evolve too, geologists claim.
  • Long before Ali and Foreman, the greatest fight of all time was between David & Goliath. Now archeologists have found out where the semite ancester of Don King held the event.
  • Clearly, the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse and the 7 plagues of Egypt belong to different books.
  • Our oceans are in a desperate need of an Alka-Seltzer.
  • Nobody loves eco-disasters more than Tinseltown… with the possible exception of Fox News.
  • Model predicts halt to Africa’s AIDS epidemic.The model doesn’t predict where the money is going to come out from, though.
  • DNA is for noobs! Designing the triple-helix molecule.
  • Can the Internet save the peer review system?
  • For all those Hogwarts dropouts out there: you can still enjoy a good match of quidditch.

Thanks to Greg, the original Pilgrim.

Quote of the Day:

“Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.”

Cicero

“Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs”.

Joseph Stalin

  1. John Lennon and Jesus
    I won’t dispute the claim in the quoted blog that Lennon said those things. He said many such things and that one looks much like them. However, it is not that quote which stirred up the controversy.

    What Lennon said, during a press conference broadcast on TV, was that “more people come to see us than go to church on Sunday.” That’s it, that’s all he said. That was blown way out of proportion in the traditional manner of the ‘popular’ press. He did not say “more popular than Jesus”, that was a fabrication, framed as editorializing, by those who’d rather sell papers than tell the truth.

    Note that Lennon said nothing here that could even be taken as being against the Catholic church, so it begs the question why the Vatican felt the need to pardon him. It looks for all the world like the Vatican attempting to ride Lennon’s coat tails to some measure of popularity. I wonder what Lennon would think of that.

    No, I am not the brain specialist…..
    YES. Yes I AM the brain specialist.

  2. Demolished!
    [quote=red pill junkie]Because you’re eventually gonna have to *ehem* discard the turkey, and there ain’t no 3 sea shells yet.[/quote]

    Ahahah, he dares to question my movie tastes, and then directs us to some of Stallone’s best work.

    /me ponders how many Academy Awards Demolition Man garnered…
    ;P

    Kind regards,
    Greg
    ——————————————-
    You monkeys only think you’re running things

    1. You turkey!
      [quote=Rick MG]I thought this read, Palin is *partly* in your mind (as in Sarah Palin).

      Get her out of my head please.[/quote]

      LOL, I read exactly the same thing!

      But hey, it wouldn’t be thanksgiving without a Sarah Palin fiasco (I could say no turkeys were harmed in the making of that video, but I would be…lying).

      Post-US election, I’m giving thanks for one thing at least…

      Kind regards,
      Greg
      ——————————————-
      You monkeys only think you’re running things

  3. Star Wars info.
    I worked for 20th Century Fox in the UK during the first Star Wars era.

    During a company screening of new productions, the Star Wars presentation was met with a very luke warm reception by the senior management present with one (Brian Payne) comparing it to Cleopatra (which lost 20th CF a huge amount of money). The management were instead, putting their faith in a film called ‘The Last Hard Men’ (a western) but the majority of the staff present were rooting for Star Wars.

    Needless to say that once the American head office had seen the material, they knew that had a huge hit on their hands. The ‘about face’ that took place in London was wonderful to behold, and the rest as they say, is history.

    And yes, I do still have my production screening bits and pieces, but alas no storyboards.

    Regards

    Nostra

    1. OMG!!!!
      You mean you met George, like… in the flesh?? You talked to him? Did you meet any members of the cast? Tellmetellmetellme!

      —–
      It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
      It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

      Red Pill Junkie

        1. LOL
          What can I say? Star Wars brings out the kid that’s still living inside me… kind of like a parasite twin brother that never grew up 😉

          —–
          It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
          It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

          Red Pill Junkie

          1. Twins
            [quote=red pill junkie]What can I say? Star Wars brings out the kid that’s still living inside me… kind of like a parasite twin brother that never grew up ;-)[/quote]

            So, there’s two of you?
            ;P

            Kind regards,
            Greg
            ——————————————-
            You monkeys only think you’re running things

          2. Brother
            When I was a child I once asked my mom for a brother to play with, “but one MY size!” my mom says I said. I was always the biggest kid in the school, so grownups thought I was retarded… they still do even though I’m 35, but that’s another story.

            So yeah, maybe with a co-joined brother it would have been a less lonely childhood 😉

            —–
            It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
            It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

            Red Pill Junkie

  4. UFO on the moon in Apollo days…Puh-leeeeese…
    Richard Hoagland…is there a Richard Hoagland in the room?

    We have yet another moon “anomaly” (snicker) for you and its a “UFO” one too. Seems Patricia Phillips is peeing in your pool, so…off you go…go get her! Wooof woof!!

    😉

    Cheers

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