More Painful Than A Snipers Bullet...?

1A USMC sniper was good at his job - he had a method. He would
yell out some Insult at the enemy & when someone stood up to
reply, BANG!!! - one less insurgent!

After every mission the company commander would ask "How
many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number
killed, He reported "Five killed & I let one go."

"Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you
mean, you let one go?"

"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent
stood up & yelled 'Hillary Is a Bitch!' I just couldn't shoot a
fellow Republican!"

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Pretty funny actually

Got me to smile. :)

thanks Richard

We could all use a good laugh...Glad it worked for you

:-)

Good one, I laughed (against my will but I laughed).

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It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

Red Pill Junkie

thanks RPJ

..Dang Wabbits....Great quote..thanks for commenting