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News Briefs 26-11-2015

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I am grateful they still let me post here…

Quote of the Day:

“Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.”

Tom Robbins

  1. Happy Thanksgiving TDG!
    I hate turkey. Just give me the stuffing and balloons.

    Pope: I can’t say it wasn’t a miracle, but at the same time I want to actually hear from the doctors. Living in a medical family I actually have heard of tumors, even brain tumors, being destroyed by the body’s immune system. Maybe she is immune, or maybe in a few months we will hear that she still has cancer. Maybe the first scan of her head had a smudge on the film?

    Nessie: This proves the point that people on tumblr have the mind of (or just are) a 12 year old. Or even better, a lack of all knowledge of Loch Ness. Since the lake gets fed by a channel that goes into the ocean, you would never be able to drain it. A quick look at Google maps confirms this.

    Spiders: People have personalities and I don’t like them.

    Lemmings: Can I take a second to clarify something? Lemmings don’t commit suicide. The guys who filmed that scene made a turning table that they put a bunch of lemmings on, then spun around to make it look like they were running. Then they chased the lemmings off a cliff. They did this so it would look like they made a huge discovery, when in fact it was animal cruelty. They killed so many attempting to get this shot it actually permanently damaged the species numbers. I can’t blame Disney for this but I’m gonna.

    Pass me the sweet potatoes please…

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