As Usual - Sanctions're Load o' Crap!

Over at Reuters I'm reading:

Exclusive: China, India plan Iran oil cuts of 10 percent or more

The article goes onto say Japan're on the verge of agreeing cuts of 11 percent to avoid US sanctions.

In fact as a *HOT EXCLUSIVE!* here's the forthcoming conversation Japan for instance'll be having with Iran:

Japan: "Iran we want 11% less oil - but we'll take a load of those $100 dog turds..."

Iran: "What you mean these $100 dog turds - the ones that each come with a free barrel of Iranian oil?"