Be very afraid
Posted by Dick at 20:44, 02 Jul 2012The first episode covers Henry Lee Twister & Richard "The Earth Quaker" Ramirez.
One viewing will convince you that the ground you're walking on & the air you're breathing wants to KILL YOUR ASS.
This sobering realization will compel you to master your hidden levitation skills. It will also go far towards explaining why children, much wiser than their adult kin, always feel compelled to hold their breath till their faces turn blue.
It also finally answers the age old question, 'Does God want me dead?"
Of course, it's best to smoke a few bowls of bath salts while viewing. (Consumption of human flesh is always optional)
The bath salts will efficiently soften the de-evolutionary barometer drop brought about by the realization that TV networks actually pay people to come up with ideas that equate serial killers with natural disasters.
In the end, I think that you'll understand how America finds itself at the bottom of the world's IQ mountain while it simultaneously attains the pinnacle of the world's obesity mountain.
Enjoy!
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14 April 2009
7 weeks 5 days
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All that lives is holy, life delights in life.
--William Blake
18 September 2007
10 hours 33 min
Was there anything more pathetic and tragic than seeing the home videos of surviving tourists commenting on all the water suddenly rushing out of the bay and wondering aloud if it might be terrorists? Only to have the tsunami come pounding in to mock their ignorance?
You have to admit though that equating the earth with a serial killer is pretty clever marketing for interests who would rather we regard the earth as a sworn enemy to be jailed, spat upon, and raped.
14 April 2009
7 weeks 5 days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF3Iz7b95...
Yeah, it seems there is enough room in universe (and the many worlds we create) for pretty much everyone...
universe bless capitalism for enabling more and more of us to being able to experience all these different worldviews, spiritualities, ways of living...
Someone should do radio-plays or whatnot of Honore de Balzac's The Human Comedy cycle...
btw, is your a/c on?
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All that lives is holy, life delights in life.
--William Blake
2 July 2012
27 weeks 6 days
It just fits in with an entire culture that appears to have been created by P.R., marketing & advertising.
It's the culture of illusion...
Santa is a fuzzy smiling Coke drinker instead of a mushroom gobbling shamanic wild man...
Angels are cherubic little guardians instead of awe inducing (in the sense of awe-some & aw(e)-ful) button men for God...
America is a bastion of smiley happy freedom lovers instead of a strip mall built on slavery & genocide & mental illness...
One's quickly aging carcass can be reinvigorated by the proper cream or scent or dye or surgical procedure...
Beer drinkers are sexy & slim instead of puffy & sloppy...
Greed is good...
Money is God...
The War Department is really the "Defense Department" even though they've never really "defended" anyone...(See Sept. 11th, 2001 where the Defense Department did a masterful job of sitting on its collective thumb & rotating)
The entire idea of a "serial killer" seems to be an adept form of F.B.I. marketing designed to foment fear & increase funding for the F.B.I.
In reality, you'd have a greater chance of being killed by lightening than you'd have dying at the hands of a "serial killer."
18 September 2007
10 hours 33 min
Well put.