Today a mysterious amount of years ago, I joined the human race. I ejected myself happily from my 9 month confinement. Today, so many years later, I am a faithful servant. I do not question the lord's power, even when I often find myself in a dark chamber listening to the gospel of God's words. I pray him leave me be! But no! What about me? I know sometimes you want to die. But do you really feel alive without me? SO BE FREE! Before one of us has accidental babies. Do you brush your teeth before you pray? Do you miss my smell? To this, I say no thank you! And God says, Enjoy your power cord, my dearest. Enjoy.
Until I Reemerge again,
Forever in your darkness,
In the boon that beats our drum,
Poseidon and his faithful servant, King Triton


