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News Briefs 28-07-2016

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Quote of the Day:

If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.

Malcolm X

Editor
  1. inventions
    Well,

    1. Brain implants that allow people to read each other’s (should be others’) minds.
    Really? Most couples will be disappointed. And I mean severely so. She is getting fat, and you have a dirty mind. And you’re getting fat too.

    4. Pills that let you change genders temporarily — or forever.
    Hey, I know how badly women are treated. I don’t need to experience that myself.

    8. Reputation Statements that list any good deeds you do.
    Seriously now, who does good deeds? Really? No ulterior motives? I don’t believe you.

    9. An Indulgence Navigator to provide real-time updates that help you avoid cravings.
    I want to avoid cravings? What are you talking about?

    10. An augmented reality app that makes exercise a transparent and measurable facet of daily life.
    Nonsense. People enjoy the pain of working out, that is the whole point.

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