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News Briefs 05-05-2016

With so many people feeling this means the end of the world is nigh, just remember: *Every day* is the end of the world for someone, somewhere.

  • Brave New World: Biotech company granted ethical permission to use stem sell technology to stimulate the nervous system of brain-dead patients.
  • Bernardo Kastrup: You’re being subtly deceived (again) by that recent LSD study.
  • IBM is letting anyone play with their quantum computer –anyone that knows HOW quantum computing works, that is.
  • When robots are instruments of male desire.
  • The self-powered camera is one of this year’s Invention Award winners.
  • The good news: Ancient DNA reveals ancestry and migration history of modern Europeans.
  • The bad news: Rising seas are swamping our archeological heritage.
  • Global warming is slowly suffocating our oceans.
  • In order to control wild carp populations, Australians are giving them herpes. Wait, what?!
  • Planet 9 just got weirder.
  • Oh look, Canada will have its 1st National Public Hearing on UFOs. I wonder what kind of ‘experts’ they’ll gather…
  • Sonic boom drama over Doncaster: Typhoon jets intercepting AirFrance airliner, or dogfight with UFO rising from the North Sea? You be the judge!
  • Turkish witness photographs oval UFO.
  • The things you learn by setting up a Google news alert for the word “Satanic.”
  • Economic inequality between first class passengers and the rest of us lowly plebes, is the #1 cause of ‘air rage’ –that and the f$#%in baby crying on seat D27!!
  • Red Pill of the Day: Screenwriter issues formal apology for penning the script of Dragon Ball: Evolution. And you thought Majin Buu was the biggest redemption story in the whole saga!

Thanks to my uncle Juan Ramón. Buen viaje, tío!

Quote of the Day:

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.”

~Aldous Huxley

    1. On the hook
      You know, I feel sorry for the guy who has to give all of the fish in the river herpes. That’s going to be a tough one to explain on a resume, let alone to a date.

  1. DB Evolution
    Long over due and frankly I don’t think some will forgive him for a movie where even the color on the lockers in Goku’s high school looked like it stopped giving a fuck! I can’t look at that film without becoming physically ill. This man single handedly ruined the acting careers of everyone in this film. And that scene of Mia tending to Piccolo is the worst bit of fan fiction I have had to sit through! Oh God that sce- *vomits on the floor* oh God….I need a minute. Burn the witch…

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