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News Briefs 02-11-2016

A quick reminder that while all the other sites have dumped the weird post-Halloween, we’re on the beat 365 days a year. Sometimes even 366!

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    365 days a year…..damn straight!

    Spinach: The title alone to that article is amazing, everything after is just gravy.

    UFO ban: Boy, are they gonna feel funny if one just plops down in the center of town one day.

    Fart: Even when it’s not trying to be weird, Japan is weird. Although I have heard of this happening before. If you are going in for surgery around the anus, and you know there is a lance, maybe instruct the patient to fast for a day before surgery. Poor woman now has to deal with two burns, if you get what I mean.

    Two faced calf: Interesting, but how humane is it? Usually with complications like this there are other problems. I hope he is not in any pain.

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