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News Briefs 16-11-2015

I can’t believe the news today…

Quote of the Day:

When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day, especially in times of ‘disaster,’ I remember my mother’s words, and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers–so many caring people in this world.

Mr. Rogers

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    Spain: The new home for weird shit to happen. Only unlike Japan, not done on purpose. I seriously think the black spheres are something from earth. If not an art project trying to scare people, they look similar to spheres used to stop erosion on beaches. Maybe they appear to be in good condition, but how would you know if you’ve never seen what they used to look like?

    Tsunami: Perhaps this is what destroyed Hy Brasil?

    Google car: “bet humans don’t get pulled over for that often.” – says the man who has never driven in New Jersey. I got pulled over by a state officer for doing 42 in a 45, while going uphill at night on a very dark road. He thought I was on drugs! I was coming home from a late class in college. Meanwhile there were about 10 people, probably drunk, who sped past me while I waiting to get my cards back. He took 30 minutes to run my card and I have a clean record. Seriously, cops are so bored that they pull you over for going slow.

    Berlin wall: Don’t you see though, it will cure their asthma and everything else. They’ll be dead from an impacted colon. I really feel like starting a “snake oil” pill that literally says on the bottle in big old style letters “Cures Stupidity” and see how many buyers I get. *browses over to kickstarter*

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