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News Briefs 12-09-2006

Five years on, it’s time for a War on Terror-ble Excuses to go to War…

Quote of the Day:

They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic, like it’s polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. “How’d you get through it Grandpa?”…”Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”

From “Underwear Goes Inside the Pants”, by Lazy Boy

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