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News Briefs 23-11-2004

And there is this sound, like the crumpling of a plastic bread wrapper…

  • Theory about early Spanish explorers in America may be correct.
  • National Treasure: Freemasons, fact and fiction. If you know the secret handshake, check out Seeker1’s review in his blog as well.
  • Classical statues come to life in their original colour.
  • A team of international scuba divers has located an underwater cave which reveals promising signs of prehistoric human activity.
  • Easter Island, fools’ paradise.
  • What was the medieval Islamic conception of Cleopatra?
  • President Bush’s space vision becomes official, with Congress approving NASA’s 16 billion dollar budget request. No word yet on my $2 billion request for running TDG, I’ll keep you posted (I’m feeling optimistic).
  • Brain in dish composed of only 25,000 neurons flies simulated fighter jet. Maybe one day it’ll be President…
  • NASA’s scramjet engine technology ready for Mars mission.
  • Beyond Pluto, there may not just be a Planet X, but Planet Y and Z too. It’s like Dr Seuss doing astronomy. Voom!
  • The Universe seems just a bit too convenient – was it built for us? If that wasn’t spooky enough, the dateline tells me the story was written next week. Now that’s a harsh deadline – “I want it last week”.
  • Perhaps that journalist has been reading physicist Fred Alan Wolf’s new book, The Yoga of Time Travel (Amazon US and UK).
  • Steve Squyres tells Astrobiology Magazine what’s on the horizon for the Mars rovers (gawd, it’s sneaking up on a year since touchdown…).
  • India is go for manned space mission within seven years.
  • Randi’s rant for this week – telling us he’s a skeptic, not a cynic. Mmmhhh.
  • Internet abuzz with election conspiracy theories.
  • Amityville murderer tries to stop the remake of the 1979 horror movie, The Amityville Horror, saying it will impact badly on his parole hearing.
  • Chocolate is the tonic to that perisistent cough. I think I feel a scratchy throat coming on right now.
  • Czech man invents vibrating shoes to help the blind see. Or so Maxwell Smart can enjoy a movie without bothering the other patrons. One of those two.
  • The Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese miracle has spawned its own cottage industry. Does that make it the Virgin Mary Grilled Cottage Cheese?

Quote of the Day:

The people of England have been led in Mesopotamia into a trap from which it will be hard to escape with dignity and honour. They have been tricked into it by a steady withholding of information. The Baghdad communiqués are belated, insincere, incomplete. Things have been far worse than we have been told, our administration more bloody and inefficient than the public knows.

Lawrence of Arabia (1920)

Editor
  1. Promising underwater cave site
    If it turns out that archaeologists seem a bit reluctant to investigate this cave in False Bay, perhaps they read another recent news story from the area.

    Check out that photo! — makes me wonder whether scuba gear would work over a well-oiled suit of medeival armour!

  2. Prescription-strength chocolate
    The theobromine in chocolate relaxes the smooth muscles of the bronchi in the lungs.

    Chocolate also has chemicals related to THC. From
    Prescription-strength chocolate:

    Two years ago, Piomelli and some European colleagues reported the first evidence that nerve cells in the brain produce anandamide. This chemical activates the same cellular receptors as THC, the agent in marijuana smoke that causes a pleasurable “high”. Shortly after the brain makes anandamide, an enzyme breaks it down. The system naturally limits anandamide’s lifespan, and, thereby, the duration of this cannabinoid’s effects.

    Unfortunately, Piomelli confesses, “We really don’t know what anandamide does in the brain. But we can draw deductions from the effects of THC because when we give anandamide to animals, it produces the same effects as when you inject them with THC.”

    In the recent study, Piomelli’s group identified two anandamidelike compounds in chocolate — which go by the unwieldy names of N-oleoylethanolamine and N-linoleoylethanolamine. At least in test-tube experiments, both delay anandamide’s breakdown.

    Humm, if I remember my Sanskrit, ‘ananda’ means ‘that joy in existence without which the Universe would fall apart and collapse.’ So eat your chocolate — to cure your ‘smoker’s cough’, prolong the smoke’s effects, and save the universe. 😉

    1. chocolate
      I went to my doctor and asked for some of this prescription strength chocolate.He laughed at me.
      Does this mean it does not exist?
      Have I made a fool of myself?
      Again?

      shadows

  3. Election conspiracy
    There’s a conspiracy all right; that doofus Kerry was set up by the Clinton camp to lose. They have all kinds of stuff they were prepared to use but didn’t need, because Kerry kept shooting himself in the foot. Hillary and her cronies were careful to be totally invisible during the electioneering, because after the next four years of Republican rule (and you can’t imagine how badly that will be disrupted if things go off as planned), the country will be ripe for a woman president who knows the drill and has experience. Kerry’s fatal error was letting Carvill take charge, but it was a beautiful chess game, played perfectly by the Clintons.

    1. What kind of things were the
      What kind of things were the “Clinton Camp” prepared to use? Do you believe that they (Clinton’s Camp) truly knew that Bush was locked in because of Kerry’s missteps? Also, if Hillary and her cronies remained totally invisible during the “electioneering,” then what has she done (or not done) to influence the election?

      On a related note, be realistic, Hillary will never be President. I don’t know how old you are, but I guarantee within our lifetimes, no female will.

      1. Chauvinist?
        I don’t know what my age has to do with anything, unless you equate age with wisdom, and that’s not always true. I didn’t say she “influenced” the election, just distanced herself from a certified loser, so nobody would associate her with him in any way. As for the Clinton Camp, they want power back so badly they can taste it, and will do anything to obtain it. Four years of John Kerry would destroy any chance of that. Read between the lines, instead of being brainwashed by the liberal media, and you will see the orchestration.

        As for your remark about a woman president, when the time comes, America will be ready, and so will the rest of the world. You’re assuming the “status quo” will somehow be maintained, but that’s a mistake men have made down through the ages. We have any number of failed major civilizations (that we know of) to prove that. And if you just got the notion I’m a woman, you’re wrong again. The election and administration of Hillary Clinton will be what pushes us over the edge. Part of me is disturbed, but part of me wants to cheer.

          1. Then you haven’t read Icke
            What makes you think the current president is not a shape shifting reptile? Further, what makes you think Hillary isn’t one also?

        1. Election conspiracy
          *Why just vague insinuendos?
          *Why not just tell us what you have to say — quoting your (presumably conservative) sources and/or listing the urls so we can read more about it? Otherwise it all just sounds too much like gossip.

          >>They (the Clinton camp) have all kinds of stuff they were prepared to use but didn’t need, because Kerry kept shooting himself in the foot.
          *What stuff? Please be specific.

          >>the next four years of Republican rule (and you can’t imagine how badly that will be disrupted if things go off as planned)
          *What are they planning? Please be specific.

          *What, specifically, do you think is going to happen over the next 4 years that will make America (and the rest of the world) ready for a female U.S. president?

          >>The election and administration of Hillary Clinton will be what pushes us over the edge.
          *The edge of what, into what? Please be specific.

          >>Read between the lines, instead of being brainwashed by the liberal media…
          *What liberal media? Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, The Washington Times, and The Drudge Report come to mind on the right; specifically, which media do you believe are liberal?

          *What do you mean by ‘liberal’?
          *On what specific points do you disagree with ‘liberals’?

          >>And if you just got the notion I’m a woman, you’re wrong again.
          I’m not the person you were responding to, but I’ll take a guess. Gee, I dunno, could you be Oscar?

          >>Part of me is disturbed, but part of me wants to cheer.
          *Why? Since you neglected to say what edge we’re to be pushed over, there’s no way we could know why you’re conflicted about it, so please be specific.

          That’s ten questions, marked with asterisks, plus one tongue-in-cheek question I don’t expect an answer to. 😉

          An independent, middle-of-the-roader

          1. Specifics?
            Ah, that would be telling. I suppose if I said I could beat you at chess, you’d want specifics. Most of the evidence is right in front of your nose, if you choose to see it. An imagination helps, and the ability to look into the past to see into the future is invaluable. The stage is being set for a dramatic event, with historic precedent, and it will be handled the same exact way, with plausible deniability. Boiling frogs, all. The rest is silence.

        2. Although I do agree that Hill
          Although I do agree that Hillary distanced herself from Kerry, I don’t think he was a “certified loser.” This one went really went down to the wire. I am certainly not brainwashed by the liberal media, I try to get information from every possible source of media because they are all slanted to varying degrees; Somewhere within that fog lies the truth.

          Think of our image as it now appears before the rest of the world. Now think of it with Hillary at the helm. Veiled from the public eye, world leaders would not take a woman President seriously. The Arab world hates us now, can you imagine what kind of problems this would pose?

          If Hillary’s adminstration “pushes us over the edge”, why would you cheer?

    2. Re: Election conspiracy
      Nice theory, but that’s assuming all hell breaks loose (or at least enough of hell to bother people) in the next four years. Unlikely, if for no better reason than both “sides” will wrestle and fight until barely less than nothing gets done. I’m one of those “evil non-voters” simply because there is no threat to America bigger than the threat of whiny politicians who seek to “win” power, instead of earn it. If this is a Clinton “conspiracy”, then it’s damn near the worst conspiracy I’ve ever seen. Let the kiss-tail define your party during the 3 year break, while most Americans ignore politics? Not a good way to set yourself up for the next election. Example: J.Kerry was, in many respects, defined by Al Gore in 2000. Think about that a long, long time, and the bits and pieces of that truth will make your head spin. If H. Clinton is depending on that (and she’s too smart to do so, IMHO–I think she’s looking at 2012, personally)in 2008, it’s possible C. Rice may very well walk circles around her butt.

      You look a little surprised. Cheney made it clear (tick-tock-tick-tock) that he wasn’t going to run for president. Rice, however, the little, frail, terribly intelligent and determined strong, black woman, would in many ways, make a formidable opponent, and matched up against Hillary, would run circles around her, for no better reason than Hillary would lose her primary advantages.

      1. Rice? God Help Us!
        I would wish for a disaster of biblical proportion to occur in Washington, DC, on the day that evil hell spawn was inaugurated as President. Just seeing her makes my skin crawl. . . Let’s look at some popular concepts:

        The Christ:
        White Man with Long Hair and Beard
        Calm, Cool, Collected.
        Full of Wisdom and Compassion
        Always tells the Truth
        Hates No One
        Desires the Salvation of the World

        Connie Rice:
        Black Woman with Short Hair, No Beard
        Agitated, nervous, and prone to shouting
        Trite, pompous, egotistical.
        Never tells the Truth
        Hates everyone Bush tells her too.
        Desires the Salvation of Herself, Bush, and Bush’s close personal friends. . .

        Gee, looks like Connie is the opposite of everything that The Christ has been portrayed as . . . can you say ANTI-CHRIST?

        Name Withheld to Protect the Innocent

        1. RE: Rice? God Help Us!
          I try to avoid these kinds of comments, but you need some help. Seriously, don’t even shut down your computer, call the nearest psych ward, and have them send over someone to help you out.

          I wish you the best, however.

          1. Sure you do . . .
            You wish me the best? Sure you do . . . . another two-faced hypocrite. If you hate what I say, say so, don’t hide behind fake sentiment that you wish me well and that I should see a doctor. . . if you want to call me sick, do so! Don’t pussyfoot around!

            Bahhh, your attempts to be ‘Christ like’ are feeble and transparent. Savy debaters know that claiming your opponent is sick or insane is the last refuge of the chronically uninformed, and the last bastion of the undefendable position.

            May you rot your teeth on the sickly syrup you espouse.

            Name withheld to protect the Innocent.

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