Seeking: Dragon Hunter

Dragon Hunter Classified

Been unemployed for a while? Not sure what you want to be when you grow up? Looking to get back into the workforce after being a stay-at-home parent? Keep your eye on the classifieds in the newspaper, because you never know when your dream job might come up...

I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over northeast OKC for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to:

  • Lure said dragon away from OKC to a more rural area.
  • Force said dragon to land in rural area.
  • Slay said dragon in whatever way you see fit.

No pay, dragon slaying is its own reward. Please note that I am not talking about the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.

I think it's the last line that wins it for me.

(via @AnomalistNews)

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emlong's picture
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18 September 2007
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From tragedy comes humor.

red pill junkie's picture
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12 April 2007
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Sorry --dragon-slaying takes too much time, and we werewolf-hunters charge by the hour.

It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

Red Pill Junkie
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red pill junkie's picture
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12 April 2007
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This is why the red one was spared: it's the new Disney pet.

See video

It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

Red Pill Junkie
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@red_pill_junkie